the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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