think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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