Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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