Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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