I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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