i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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