I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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