is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you traded sex for a burrito?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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