we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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