everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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