I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I supernannyed him into submission
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Randomize
