i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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