please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
