For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Nobody cheats on THIS.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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