I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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