i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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