"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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