I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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