we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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