All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I need moral support for this bender
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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