this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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