drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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