Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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