In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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