Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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