Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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