Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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