Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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