I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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