I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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