He uses pillows to masturbate.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Dicks are not precious.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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