I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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