Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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