I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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