How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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