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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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