Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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