Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Too much gin, very little bucket
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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