Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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