I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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