Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
The feeling are messing with the penis
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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