if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
3 2 1 whiskey
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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