do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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