I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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