: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
you inspire me to be a worse person
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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