If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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