Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
The power of my boobs compel you
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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