hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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