trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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