Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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