if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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