i don't like sucking hair
I didn't shave. On purpose
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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