She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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