addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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