Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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