How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
My vagina just clenched in fear
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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